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Cooter dick

by StrayCat222282 August 24, 2020
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dick in the shade

To out-alpha someone. To do something that makes someone else's action (which was until then thought of as manly) look less impressive.
A: I've fixed the radio
B: I've built this plasma screen TV!
C to D : Well that put his dick in the shade.
by jonesc55 May 11, 2016
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Dick wag

A person who's dick wags like a dog in bed and when they masturbate proving they are hype. *Btw this only happens with* long johns.
Ay Jimmy, I heard that Randy has a long john according to jazz.
Jimmy: yep and apparently he is a dick wag.
by Why u bullyin meh November 28, 2018
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gumbo dick

Gumbo dick is when you show up to the house with your dick and some extra stuff you threw together for her to make sure you get to have sex.

Can also be called: cock chowder or schlong stew depending on region.
Girl: He thinks he's gonna just come over and fuck. Imma make him wait

Dude: I've been witing too long to smash. Imma bring her this gumbo dick to change her mind.

(Sees him with drinks, weed and food)

Girl: I have been making him wait and he is kinda cute. I'll let him hit this one time. He did go out of his way.
by Hobo scratch June 9, 2017
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Dipson dicked

when some gets fucked by dipson
Yo there’s catylin i think she just got dipson dicked
by Johnbooth December 4, 2021
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Sleep dick

When drifting in and out of consciousness the male reproductive organ stays erect and can do so continuously for hours. Tests have not yet determined the max amount of time this can occur.
"Stop poking me with that thing, I'm trying to sleep" "shuddap ho, It's mah sleep dick"
by Sidesho229 December 30, 2011
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dick psychic

A person who can almost accurately describe in detail the characteristics of a guy's dick based on his looks or personality.

This person can tell how long it is, the thickness, how big the balls are, and if he shaves, trims, or keeps it natural. A dick psychic has a 6th sense for knowing what a guy's dick looks like.
That girl has seen so much dick, she could basically be a dick psychic.
by dickpsycho March 11, 2019
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