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Chef's kiss

When a rude or objectionable customer sends their plate of food back to the kitchen with an insult to the chef and/or kitchen staff whilst being rude to the waiter or waitress, and in response the chef Hawks up phlegm or even worse before it is returned to the customer. And I think that is the worst chefs kiss
The chef was angry and so insulted by the complaining customer that they returned the plate of food with a nasty chef's kiss to the unsuspecting customer
by Richard Wagner December 9, 2024
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national kiss pink haired girls day

october 13th is the national kiss pink haired girls day. all pink haired girls get a fat juicy smooch! 🤭😘
hey Erin, tomorrow is national kiss pink haired girls day. ready for a kiss???
by sparklesn✮t January 12, 2023
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Types of Kisses

THE KNOCKER

you and your special one try to kiss… and…. Thump! Your heads collide. Some prototypes are the side knocker, and the nose bumper.

SNOT ROCKET KISSER

you and your special one try to kiss… and you sneeze! Snot blows onto your beloveds face and they go into a seizure of disgust. Close relatives are the snot to mouth collision, and the dry snot meteor.

THE INTERRUPTION

you and your beloved try to kiss… and your dad comes through the door right as you kiss. Related to the grounded kisser.

THE FACEPLANT

you try to kiss your beloveds face, but they don’t know your trying to, and instead check thier phone or walk away, making you lose balance and faceplant.
There you are! Types of Kisses ^*^
by MirakatFursona January 22, 2025
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kiss a football player day

October 4th is the official “Kiss a football player” day!
“Hey! Let’s kiss, it’s October 4th
What does that mean?”
“It’s national kiss a football player day!”
by helonat0 October 2, 2021
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kissing leaf

Originating from a tiktok by musician Junie from Junie and the HutFriends, it featured in a guess the shape video. However, the editing was done in a way distorting Junie's body into the shape of the said "kissing leaf".

The kissing leaf is supposed to be holly, but it should've been mistletoe because thats the one you kiss under at Christmas time.

Junie got banned because of her kissing leaf video, unfortunately :(
Guy 1: "yo did u see that vid that Junie posted?"
Guy 2: "oh yeah, the kissing leaf one? It was kinda.. unsettling-"
by pizzamunchinpossum December 19, 2023
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Kiss Boy

A kiss boy is a boy that you kiss. There can be multiple kiss boys at once. A boy that one would seek out at the bars and likely want to take home. Someone to keep on your roster.
I hope I see John tonight. He’s my kiss boy.
by Kissgirl33 July 19, 2022
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Kiss the wave

When a man is performing fellatio and his woman starts urinating in his mouth.
"Kiss the wave, motherfucker, you're already down there"
by Tungsten Forest May 14, 2023
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