Walmart meat department

Half-sized penis because your dumbass self shot yourself in the groin

“John will never get a girl with his Walmart meat department.”

by gman91478 November 30, 2018

bice of meat

A piece of meat being bought at a store.

Do you want to bice of meat?

by Madenna Falger December 27, 2016

Slinging meat

Clapping cheeks in the same way a gunslinger slings his gun.

"What are you doing in NYC? Too many people in that place"
"There's tons of chicks here, I'm out here slinging meat"

by SoLisms February 16, 2022

Suckin’ Meat Straw

A sexual encounter involving sucking one’s active soul out of a penis. please see: blowjob

Man, she was suckin’ meat straw like a bobaholic

by High job flu December 17, 2023

Winky Meat

The under part of your butt that hangs out the bottom of shorts.

"Make sure you cover up your winky meat before going out."

by Tuna Stach June 7, 2023

meat

Typically describing one's penis.

Jon: "Bro wtf you doing?"
Richard: "I'm beating the fuck outta my meat is wtf I'm doing!"

by somethingfishyy April 21, 2018

meat mixer

A social event consisting mostly of guys.

Danny’s party sucked, it was just a meat mixer.

by Willy McD November 27, 2020