horse ass

Someone with an apple bottom the size of a horses ass, also refered to as a J-LO booty

That fat girl over there has a horse ass.

by Corey V April 3, 2008

Crack Ass

The unconfortable feeling that one gets after not wiping ones bum properly. It is usually exagerated if the downstairs area then gets sweaty from walking or exercise.

"Man! Walking up this hill has given me a bad case of crack ass"

by sefff October 20, 2008

tornado ass

When gas or wind emits from your rear end in such force that it causes a funnel shaped wind tunnel to occur. Especially dangerous if this occurs on an airplane.

After drinking all day yesterday, and eating wings, the guys at the mill have been suffering through some serious tornado ass.

by shooooteh February 4, 2005

ass sauce

a specialty sauce offered by mcdonalds to employees and customers over 6'5"

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

ass pudding

The in between stage of diarrhea and normal poo. It is like chocolate soft serve that is on the verge of melting. Can also refer to the stench of ass.

That yellow canary just ripped one, and now it smells like ass pudding.

by Mouse Fitzgerald May 16, 2007

Zesty Ass

(Zehs-Tee-Ass) A rank, dirty, sweaty, itchy ass; The act of not adequately scrubbing between the crevasses of an ass, resulting in one's hand smelling like taco seasoning when scratching their ass crack.

Girl 1: "What'd you do today?"

Girl 2: "Lots of laundry. I came across a pair of my boyfriend's briefs. They smelled like Zesty Ass."

Girl 1: "Why you be sniffin' his drawers?"

by silvermold November 21, 2011

Ass Beef

whenn you have large hairy moles around your poop shoot that resemble taco beef.

Dude!! look at that bitches ass beef! ahhhhhhh

by K&T&J July 31, 2006