laid face

The expressionless face one can only express after having lost their virginity.

Person 1- “Dude, I bet he’s never gotten laid”
Person 2- “No, he’s got the laid face, we can’t mess with him, there’s no doubt about it, just look at him.”

by MoonlitFURY May 15, 2018

pigeon face

Alias of Jake Anton Joel Atkin

"Hey Pigeon Face, do some work"

by T5411 March 23, 2017

Two-faced

When someone acts nice around you but talks shit behind your back

Emma and Leah are both two-faced. They only talk to me when nobody else is around

by Dinobeth July 28, 2016

Bitch-face

When you see a person you dont like and gives attitude and has a face of a female dog.

"You see Becky other there?"

"You mean bitch-face?"

by laughmyassoff! May 15, 2016

schlang face

This word has German roots. "Schlange" means snake. So literally translated this would mean "snake face" but in the United States this word is used in the sense of penis face, dick face, cock face, and the like. This word is widely used in the Bay Area, especially to decaying hippies who hang around Haight St.

This schlang face was trying to hit on me, can you believe it?

by meowiekittie February 12, 2012

Coldie Face

A game you play in the car with your friends on a hot summers day, you turn the air conditioner on full bast and hold your face too it until one of you looses and backs away.

Kellie: I want to play coldie face!

Me: Ok, turn on the air.

(20 min later)

Kellie: Oh fuck this is cold!

Me: I win!

by sillycandygirl February 23, 2011

Justice Face

A man with an attractive face and a not-so attractive body.

She's a Budder Face and he's a Justice Face... so I guess they're perfect for each other.

by notajf July 8, 2011