Crazy eyed tits

When a girl's nipples point in opposite directions resembling a crazy eye.

Shes hot but she has some crazy eyed tits

by Yellingman11 April 16, 2020

Tits in Aspen

An old phrase used to signify how cold it is. Sometimes abbreviated TIA.

I can't believe how freezing it is outside today. Tits in Aspen.

Be careful when you're walking, there's lots of ice. TIA

by CelibateRabbits November 16, 2022

No Tit Brigade

Girls with very small or no breasts are members of the No Tit Brigade (also known as the NTB).

Did you see what Karen was wearing last night? She’s definitely a member of the No Tit Brigade.

by G12345! September 20, 2020

Tits (a stoner poem)

Play with my tits u little shit,
Fuck me in the ass and pay me cash
Let's go smoke from my stash
Higher than a kite
Smoking too much weed
Bro, I gotta fucking pee 😂

Me: "If u get high then make use out of it and have fun"

Me: "enjoy the poem, tits (a stoner poem)" 😂😂
"I'm too sober for this rn"

by Tits (a stoner poem) December 14, 2021

tits to the wall

Absolutely buck wild, crazy, or unreasonable irresponsible.

I have the night off, I might just go tits to the wall.

by Jendingo December 2, 2022

Just Punching Tits

Giving females the equivalent to males' "blue balls". Or giving them a yeast infection, if you may.

Hey did you guys hook up last night?
Sure did... but she wouldn't put out and we were just punching tits.

by Alessio Datura February 19, 2022

Tit nosel

Tit nosel is another word for the nipple on a man or women

Look at Stacy’s tit nosels.

by Bretthethreat November 8, 2018