milking the goldfish

when you need to one up something that is not one-uppable

milking the goldfish "man, only thing i can do is after that is milk the goldfish" "I couldnt do anything after that display. I just sat there milking the goldfish"

milking the goldfish by Awrekt February 11, 2018

Decapitating the german 

Masturbation.

- Jim, what are you doing?!
- Nothing, just decapitating the german.

Decapitating the german by kubik23_23 February 11, 2018

washing the glove 

When you nut in your palm and then fist a bitch.

Me and my old lady are planning on washing the glove tonight.

washing the glove by smackmondo February 19, 2018

free the girl

when your friend gets into trouble for stupid shit

teacher: give me your phone.
me: I wasn't on it

teacher: are you arguing with me?, go to the principal's office NOW.
friends: free the girl

free the girl by :/ May 15, 2018

hit the gaps 

This is a polite way of telling somebody to fuck off .

Mate hit the gaps you don't have a chance.

hit the gaps by Luna rae May 16, 2018

In the greenlights 

The feeling that everything is smooth, like coasting through several green traffic lights in a row.

Mike: Hey man! I heard you got a new gig for work!

Dave: Yeah, dude. I’m in the greenlights.

In the greenlights by Jinxed Bayous July 24, 2018

Shredding the gnar 

The act of engaging passionately in an impressive display of skill, especially under ideal conditions.

I thought I was so savage at curling until I saw the pro's shredding the gnar in the olympics and now I feel like an absolute chode.

Shredding the gnar by The real Dingleberry Jones June 10, 2018