Simp

The ultimate insult that incels use if someone shows even the slightest amount of respect for a woman

Woman: *trips and falls*
Man: *helps her to get up*
Some nobody at a distance: SIMP!

by Cancel Stupidity November 21, 2020

Simp

A man/women who pretends to have similarities with a person of interest just to raise the chances of getting in their pants

Ryan: sorry I couldn’t play COD man, I took Alya to the planetarium

Alex: why? You don’t even like school, let alone bullshit about Space
Ryan: I’m just tryinna smash as soon as possible, she’s super hot so it’s worth it
Alex: You’re such a fuckin simp

by SimpH8er January 29, 2021

Simp

BSG's one and only SHOTTA

The biggest simp ever?

Oh yeah that's bsg_shotta

by Bsg_finest April 21, 2022

Simp

A guy who is overly nice to a girl in hopes of getting her. (Also includes thinking a girl is into you Bc you she gives you the slightest bit of attention)

Ex. Guy who finds a friend attractive yet won’t talk to them.

Ex. A simp is a bitch
Ex. Jose Torres

by Youngnikkiwiththecblikki July 15, 2019

Simp

1.When a male/female dedicates all their time for their crush just to get ghosted or friendzoned

2.When a bestfriend replaces group plans with plans that involve their gf/bf or with a "special" person that you think likes you back but in reality doesn't and ends up friendzoning you or ghosting you.

"bro quit being a simp and hangout with the bros instead"

dude you're a simp if you think she likes you

Bro 1: dude i rlly like this girl and i drop hints and all but i dont think shes catching them.
Bro 2: omg quit being a simp, smoke this blunt and quit chasin.

by Sir Sabby I January 11, 2020

simp

Someone who is basic as fuck ...in other terms there is either a shared personality or no personality to be found at all.

Yo, that man Joseph is a simp if I ever saw one.

by Patty Pendergast April 23, 2020

Simp

A simp is someone who uses chivalry in hopes of receiving sexual gratification, etc etc. commonly associated with the names:Jon(athan) Eugene Scott, Maus on, Alexander Goins, Tristan Greg(soralong), and Zander.

Why, yes how did you know that Jon, Alexander, mauson, Tristan, and Xander where all simps?

by Ttijhgyjvfddkijff December 31, 2019