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Little Mikey

Jessie's boyfriend who has a small dick and gets very grumpy/horny when she calls him at 4 AM
Little Mikey gets mad when I say I am more dominant than him
by thatbitchinthecorner December 28, 2019
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dysfunctional little fuck

Not operating normally or properly or unable to deal adequately with normal social relations.
You're a dysfunctional little fuck. One phone call could get you onto Ricki Lake.

One phone call, you and you're fucked up family. Ricki would get 10 episodes out of you!
by de-pube November 30, 2022
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little brown stick

A symbol of strength and unity among friends.
Bro 1: That object right there is a symbol of strength and unity among friends.

Bro 2: Ah yes, a little brown stick.
by Thrympyr November 28, 2020
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Little Ron

n. Although often gaining the best of marks, will never quite feel at ease around peers due to one's desire to impress. The pressure of feeling insufficient because of their subordinate past, it often leads to orbital type behaviour when their OODA loop is fragged; much like that of a jumbo jet in a holding pattern over Heathrow.
Have you seen what happened to the boss? The stress has caused him to Little Ron
by Jagu-warr October 19, 2015
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Little Bear Disease (LBD)

Symptoms:
Consistently misjudges the size of everyday objects (a 6-inch sandwich might be guessed as 12 inches, or vice versa).

Doesn’t know the bear at the zoo is big

Has trouble estimating people’s height — everyone looks either taller or shorter than they actually are.

Can’t eyeball measurements — struggles with things like “how many feet away” or “how many inches long.”

Needs to rely on comparison (like holding their hand up or asking for a reference) instead of instinct.
Sorry I don’t know how tall he was… I have little bear disease.

Sorry I was off, it’s my little bear disease (LBD).
by Little bear baby August 16, 2025
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little bitch

Greg is such a little bitch for not apologizing about that.
by darling__overit January 13, 2025
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Little Lord Fart Leroy

When you feel great intestinal pressure, but it turns out the cause of it was a small turd blocking your sphincter, leading to gas building up in your insides, that small turd is named a "Little Lord Fart Leroy" after its diminutive size yet king-sized abilities.
I thought that I really had to go to the bathroom, but it turned out to be a Little Lord Fart Leroy.
by Little Lord Fauntleroy May 24, 2024
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