I Kissed A Girl

WORST. SONG. EVER.
If you for some reason like this song; you suck miserably and should probably consider listening to real music.
If you've got a brain and you think it shouldn't be in existance; I'd bow down to you if I could.
If you've never heard it; KEEP IT THAT WAY, IT'S FOR THE BEST.
By the way, if you don't agree CHILL OUT. No need to go all spazzy just cause I think this song is shit.
:) Oh and another thing, THIS SONG DOES NOT HAVE A GOOD FUCKING BEAT. There's NOTHING to it! God damn.

Katy Perry fan (somehow she has those): LIKE OMG THE SONG I KISSED A GIRL IS LIKE THEEE BESTEST SONG EVERRR!
Non Katty Perry fan (the smart one): It SUCKS.
Katy Perry fan (ew): NUHH IT'S SO GOOD.
Non Katy Perry fan: Why do you like it?
Katy Perry fan (ew) Uuhhh, cause it's catchy.. and has a.. a good, uh, beat. Yea! A good beat.
-Silence-
Non Katy Perry fan: ... *STAB*

by LAAAA. October 15, 2008

irish kisses

An irish kiss is when you get farted on. When someone farts in your face. Sometimes it's when your sleeping and they do it on your face.

I was sleeping and Jason farted on my face. It was unpleasant.

by Big Poppa Schronmon September 2, 2005

Hugs and kisses

A drug combination of ecstasy (X's) and oxycodone (O's)¤

He was really messed up last night, you can tell he had hugs and kisses

by AbraCadaverz May 24, 2011

Hashem Kisswani

Im sorry but there is no defenition for this guy he is an amazing guy thats hard to find, but luckily i found him, hes adorable and i dont think that i ever want to leave him therefore i know hes one in a million. Hes hotter than your mom and dad, and hes cooler than your entire family, i love him to death and id die for this guy. Try Defining him? Its impossible.

Hashem Kisswani is Beyond Perfect.

by Non Of Your Business (: October 4, 2011

Never-been-kissed-hoe

A never-been-kissed hoe refers to a slut who's so incredibly ugly that all the men she's been with have never made out with her or kissed her in foreplay, or during sex. Can also be called NBKH for short. A never-been-kissed hoe is pretty much someone who offers sex whenever; she's always on the guy's time, but she's impossible to look at so the men she's with probably won't even get into certain positions with her so they don't have to look at her face. A never-been-kissed-hoe mostly gets it from the back, anal, or oral. (Giving, and maybe receiving) The lights are always off with a never-been-kissed-hoe. And NBKHs are always easy and insecure so they'll go along with being used for sex, not even completely good sex you brag about, but just sex when no one else is around and you're really horny.

Glenda: I can't believe Paul is still cheating on his girlfriend who's out of town for that ugly, tramp, Joss.

Brenda: I know! He must be desperate for some p*ssy, because his girlfriend is gorgeous!

Glenda: Ew! You know, I can't even imagine having foreplay with that horse-looking b*tch, let alone sex.

Brenda: Well, I don't think he kisses her or anything, I think he's just in and out and doesn't even look her in the eye; he has no feelings for her!

Glenda: Why is she so insecure and easy? She's such a NBKH.

Brenda: A what?

Glenda: A never-been-kissed-hoe.

Brenda: I can see that. Definately.

by PrincessR December 5, 2009

french kissing

sticking your tounge in your partners mouth and moving it around

whlie me and tyrel wher makin out we decided to frenchkiss

by Anonymous November 9, 2003

ass kisser

A politician because they have to please everone to get elected. In other words to kiss there asses.

Did you hear that ass kisser on tv?

by Deep Blue 2012 September 8, 2009