pizza fucking

fucking while eating pizza.

james: wanna do some pizza fucking?
cait: hell yes *dials the number for dominos

by caitastrophic October 2, 2017

swiss fucking

A grotesque form of body mutilation in which one party takes sexual advantage of another and proceeds to penetrate all orafaces as possible until there are none left I violated, at which point you proceed to create punctures in the body to penetrate ( most often with a penis ) until the body resembles bloody Swiss cheese.

There was a bloody murder downtown last week. I hear that she was killed via Swiss fucking.

by MegaSuperKamiGuru December 5, 2017

mother fucking ponies

THE MOST FABULOUS FUCKERS ON THE PLANET THATS WHAT THEY ARE

MOTHER FUCKING SPARKLY RAINBOW UNICORN PONIES YA MOTHER FUCKING PONIES

by anflade December 2, 2017

Boat Fucking

It's when you fuck boats. What did you think

Johnny: "I'm gonna go Boat Fucking"

Jeremy: "Is that when you fuck boats."

Johnny: "I swear if you're actually that dense I'll screw you instead"

by bucket of swagger December 13, 2017

Elf Fucking

It’s when you fuck one of Santas elf and enjoy it and somehow stay on the nice list

Bob: What are you doing for the holidays?
Joe: I’m elf fucking tonight

by I am a illegal minority December 18, 2017

cross fucking

the act of having sexual intercourse while in shape of an X. Seen mostly in hardcore porn videos.

He was cross fucking me last night. My pussy never bleed so much since then

by Noodleboilver6969 April 23, 2018

Cold-forking

Being deliberately or intentionally insensitive or neglectful. Can include a non-action or underwhelmed reaction that could be interpreted as a jab to another fueled by one's own jealousy (i.e. a nonchalant "diss" towards someone else's fortune).

Example of an accusation of cold-forking: "Why did you ignore the picture I sent of my new girlfriend and I? I saw you got it."

by tabintoeth May 26, 2018