pop a chocolate

put your mouth upon and savor

it is the holidays ... do i dare to pop a chocolate ... omg ... sweet jesus ...yummmmmmmm

by asparagusnerd December 20, 2010

Chocolate covered camel toe

When a woman or trans man poops themselves and the poop travels down the gooch and creeps into and on the surface of the vagina.

Oopsie I just got myself a chocolate covered camel toe

by P@ttycak3 September 22, 2023

Chocolate Surprise

When a guy or girl take a massive shit into their sexual partners mouth

I gave Jimmy a chocolate surprise last night

by robowolf May 3, 2016

Chocolate smush

a sexual act between 2 people in which the man shits in the other persons mouth and they smush it in their mouth and spits it on his cock

Person 1: hey man did u hear jack and his girl did a chocolate smush?
Person 2: yeah man we should try that tonight

by Izaak_B July 31, 2024

chocolate gogurt slinger

While having sex dogy style and partner begins to shit, and you have to ejaculate you pull out immediately an sling shit an jizz everywhere

I pulled out an slung shit an jizz slung everywhere chocolate gogurt slinger

by Theredneck39ajf September 23, 2016

Chocolate finger

When you finger someone's anus and then proceed to eat the shit off your finger

Hey man do you want a chocolate finger

by shrekcccc October 24, 2017

Chocolate Reindeer

When a guy, possibly drunk and dressed as Santa, gives his partner one up the arse from behind, whilst grabbing her hair ( preferably pigtailed for full giddy up effect ) and saying Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas!

Boast; The missus was so pissed last night, she let me ride the Chocolate Reindeer!

by Used_Fuzzbox December 18, 2013