luv ma bro 

he wants your willy

luv ma bro

ik you want me daddy

tru day

luv ma bro by daddy ronaldo April 26, 2022

Hold the Broccoli, Bro

(in conversation) a phrase to reject someone telling you the gossip or news (of a negative connotation); antonym of “Spill the Tea, Sis”

Person 1: Hey, so I’ve got some bad news…
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.

Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.

Hold the Broccoli, Bro by sethsdog1102 May 5, 2022

Why y’all on bro’s tip? 

A phrase that you would use to defend a stranger that’s getting talked shit to by two or more people, the phrase would make sense if the trash talkers were talking shit to a unproblematic person and due to something that literally doesn’t affect them or anybody else.

Person 1: yoo why are you wearing those clothes

Person 2: yeah that shit look so ugly

Person 3: never would you catch me with that HA

Person 4: why y’all on bro’s tip?

Why y’all on bro’s tip? by The slang teacher May 26, 2022

The Bussa Bro’s 

The Bussa Bro’s are the coolest three dudes on the planet named Caesar, Oscar, and Henry.

Oh wow The Bussa Bro’s are so fucking cool

The Bussa Bro’s by Amongler July 10, 2022

Carpo yup bro 

A carpo yup bro is a middle class 1st - 3rd year who acts like he’s from fortlawn (e.g) Andy blackberry and Harry flood

That Harry flood fella is a carpo yup bro

Carpo yup bro by The Alan fella September 12, 2022

Applebee's bro 

A dude so broke he takes his date to 2 for $20 at Applebee's and after expects some punani.

An Applebee's bro got mad when she wouldn't give him any after a 2 for $20 date.

Applebee's bro by koolmoedee October 20, 2022

are you serious rn bro

when your a 6th grader and you watch speed too much.

Bro stop saying "are you serious rn bro"

are you serious rn bro by hahahahahahregsrvwrtvhw64rt November 5, 2022