Cuprice Cake

A cup cake but with the base swapped for a rice cake.

Guy : "Hey you want to try my Cuprice Cakes?"

Tony: "What the hell is that?"

Guy : "Well I just made a cupcake but out of a rice cake."

Tony : ...

911 : "Hello what is your emergency?"

by Jim_Bobby February 02, 2018

Mayonnaise Cake

Code for "cumming inside" during sex.

See also creampie or not pulling out

Guy 1: Yo bro how did your date go?
Guy 2: Dude it was nice. WE made some Mayonnaise Cake together
Guy2: ayyyyyyy

by Matt_Money November 29, 2019

Dirty Cake Pop

Receiving a blowjob after anal sex. Your penis will build up anal excrement. (Poop) Then your partner will have a dirty cake pop to enjoy as a quick and fun snack.

Hey Gertrude! I love it if you would give me a dirty cake pop tonight!
-or-
Hey Salamander Seth, How about we have pork and beans for dinner. For dessert you can have a dirty cake pop.

by ScrodesAsaggin January 10, 2024

Floor cake

When your friend's mom bakes a cake, frosts it and then it falls on the floor.

Anne baked a floor cake and frosted it and then it fell on the floor.

by SUPAHIGHWAY March 14, 2024

Store Bought Cake

a thick prostitute

Yeah that sounds nice but have you ever tried store bought cake?

by peekaboobitch November 26, 2019

Eating the cake batter

Eating what comes out of the cake (vagina) and licking it clean til it’s all gone

“Didn’t Jim tell you what he did the other night ?”

“Yeah he said he went home and beat that girls cake then proceeded to eating the cake batter”

by Dinosaur_jr220 April 14, 2018

Blanket cakes

getting creampied and not getting to the bathroom quick enough so it leaks all over your blankets

Wesley blanket cakes me.

by Herobabe12 April 21, 2021