jello fish

A sexual act where the girl lays in missionary and the guy with a tiny penis flops around all retarded like as a fish in jello would.

"Last night I let my boyfriend go all the way but he had such a tiny penis all he could do was jello fish."

by lildickmuffin April 26, 2016

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Sport fishing

Catching your cum after jacking off and throwing it away

Sport fishing requires quick reflexes and strong cleaners.

by Professor cum bubbler September 01, 2019

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When someone sends you an impressive dick pic and when you see it in person, it Is nothing like the picture

You know that guy that sent me a dick pic? I got dick-fished! It was a totally different color and half the size!

by Nyrakt45 May 02, 2020

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i remember in high school when i got mocked for doing the fish flop instead of the worm.

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When you slap your limp dick on a girls face. That way it looks like a fish out of water.

Getting a really drunk girl at the bar and taking her home. Then take your limp dick out and perform the out of water gold fish.

by tsipar July 30, 2011

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(NOUN) to say something radical, or derogatory, or offensive and get “clicks” and get views.

This guy is Hate-fishing, ignore him…

by Mr. Gupta August 08, 2023

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A red head ex-stripper, usually over 6ft, who has a pet bird and dog and spends all day trying to get attention.

by filletsofish January 25, 2024

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