Dick nob

Someone that is not very smart and is a dick to

Your a dick nob Chris

by The dick nob November 30, 2018

Dick List

A list of the men who have penetrated a woman's vagina.

I got drunk with that cute guy and added him to my dick list.

by Rynesdad June 9, 2016

Dick tating

When someone wants to be a control trip asshole and is a dick... or cunt and does things to manipulatively control everything you do ... usually done by using therapeutic verbiage and ways as if you are in a rehab setting

I was trying to live my own life and this bitch was Dick tating to me how to live my life.

by Bettiex page October 17, 2019

Inky-Dick

Someone who has stuck the inside of a ballpoint pen up their urethra

Person 1: “I hear Kevin became an inky-dick last night”
Person 2: “Wow what the fuck”

by Aaron Hatcher May 3, 2018

loyal dick

a guy that loves and doesn’t mess with nobody while givin’ u and only u his good ass dick and it being da best you eva had

My man got that loyal dick girl.

by ljmf40 June 24, 2018

dick and split

When you're gonna break up with your boyfriend but gotta get one last fuck outta him.

"Did you hear about what Heather did to Kyle?"
"Yeah she got the dick and split."

by Z3r0_CA July 4, 2017

dick of a day

When your day has been so shit you would rather suck farts from dead seagulls

Well that was a dick of a day

by Geoffers November 28, 2016