Garbanzo Bean

Garbanzo bean is another term for “Chickpea”

This slam pig pulled a Garbanzo bean on my face while I was handcuffed to the bed. I had to change the sheets the next day.

by Kevin Jansen September 1, 2023

Beans

That brown shit that you eat at chipotle

Are you eating shit sir?

No. Its beans asshole

by Eater August 30, 2019

kenny bean

A laid back cool niggah... Stays 2 him self , funny here & there ... He definitely doesn't trust these bitches or niggahs

Kenny bean

by Jefe45 June 18, 2018

beans

a cat that has one single braincell in his tiny head. that braincell is tv static.

is that beans the cat?

yeah! he's a dumbass with one braincell.

by thebestemma November 25, 2021

That’s how the beans are baked

An expression basically meaning what has happened is acceptable, or what has happened has become so for a reason, and that there’s no way to undo the situation or change it in any way. In can be used in a situation where something good happens, something goes to plan or when a situation is in advantage for someone but not necessarily for the other person.

Eduardo: What the fuckity fuck dude? I lost because of you!

Gary: Quit your bitching Eduardo. You’re just a sore loser. That’s how the beans are baked.

Eduardo: Tf does that mean?

by TheGayAccount December 11, 2020

smokin' beans

1.the action of literally smoking beans in some sort of pipe 2.the way someone appears 3.in the place of any swear word smoked beans smoke some beans smokin' beans!

1. "Man, I was so messed up last night. I smoked 4 bowls of beans!" "Shit, when'd YOU start smokin' beans?"

2. "Dude, did you just see that chick? She was totally smokin' beans!"

3. "Goddamned pile of smokin' beans!!"

by Dr.Mariah Spungeon December 16, 2008

frothy bean

It’s when you take a Mexican midget and make him drink a lot of milk and then shake him really fast

Hey did you see Dave? He’s using a frothy bean.

by Justin Isaac September 13, 2020