pull a toobin

To surreptitiously masturbate during a work-related video conference.

(Origin: the Jeffrey Toobin incident; 19 October, 2020)

The boring Regional Manager's Zoom speech was going to last about 15 minutes, so Steve figured it would be a good opportunity to mute his mic and camera, get some lotion, and pull a toobin. Unfortunately, he forgot the camera.

by Winkchester October 19, 2020

Pulling A Caleb

"accidentally" touching someone's boob while in conversation with them.

"sorry I think I just touched your boob"

"argh you're always pulling a Caleb"

by schoodle April 4, 2017

pulling a raffy

When someone comes to Scheisse Party underprepared and cannot produce a stool due to nervousness or constipation.

Daniel really let everyone down the other night ... You know, by Pulling a Raffy and not shitting on Craig ...

by HulkHoboa April 19, 2017

Pull a Tully

done with little effort or care; incompetent or inadequate.

We were all changing to the same pic but he decided to Pull a Tully.

by Maxxedout1694 April 20, 2017

pulling the joystick

The act of sexual asphyxiation.

Richard loves sitting in his room pulling the joystick

by Geophrax May 9, 2017

Pulling A Bunn

Playing Rainbow Six Siege with friends but somehow manages to accidentally kill all of them instead of the enemy team due to having the aim of an epileptic child riding a washing machine that results in getting banned for a week shortly after a previous ban is called pulling a Bunn.

Dude DANKERBEAST what's up with that aim, your gonna end up pulling a Bunn.

by Anonymous0820 September 20, 2017

pull the package

The act of rearranging the ball sack and penis to a more comfortable position

Honey, my sack and cock is sticking to my legs can you pull the package for me

by Redskynight September 25, 2017