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Scottish tea party

The act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members.
A Scottish tea party is the act of placing the cold foot of one's wife betwixt the inner upper thigh of the husband and his sensitive and wholesome members to further the warming of the wife's foot. No other such foot shall ever be allowed for a given husband, once the Scottish Tea Party has been embarked upon, barring infidelity, will forever own completely both feet of said lady or whench, whatever she be. The lady will then be privileged to enjoy the company of a loving arrogant jackass who almost got in a fight the Corvallis KOA over questions of honor with some rednecks.
by Dr. G. March 25, 2019
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Chipotle Bathroom Party

When one person feels the immediate effects of a Chipotle burrito and rushes to the bathroom forgetting to lock the door. Many other people feel the same thing and enter the bathroom with him.
Jackson: Oh no. (Runs to the bathroom)
Hunter: Oh no. (Follows Jackson to the bathroom)
Hunter (bursting in the bathroom door): sorry man. We’re going to have to have a Chipotle Bathroom Party.

(Both men crouch over toilet)
by Poopassjackson April 7, 2019
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Smoov the party

The largest summer rave

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Smoov the party will be awesome don't be gisted
by Prettyboy.alex May 1, 2019
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Petrol station party

A petrol station is one of the dirtiest types of parties. It involves all attendees inserting enemas followed by tubes into their anuses. These represent the hoses at a petrol station. When someone feels it coming they scream "PETROL" and swing their tube round in the air.
That was a wild petrol station party last night... I needed 5 showers afterwards!
by TheGameMan June 8, 2019
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October 31st 2019 Party

Peyton:I’m leaving you threw the ball at me after i threw it at everyone else
Rhegan: Dont fear it’s national chase your bf out the door day

October 31st 2019 Party
by Sammueeelllll November 2, 2019
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Sock Puppet Party

A sock puppet party is slang for an assault, usually these assaults are towards Butch Lesbians. These can be done by putting a heavy phallic object in a sock and beating said lesbian with sock.
A Sock Puppet Party is usually orchestrated by Incels or Neckbeards in Groups
by Grumpy Gril'la October 20, 2019
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