Simp

Simp stands for squirrels in my pants

Candice: There’s squirrels in my pants

Random guy: that means your a simp

by Pace yourself November 6, 2022

Simp

Steven Hesky

Steven Hesky is a simp for strangers on the internet.

by Only Chick Who July 24, 2021

Simp

Niggas named Cody

My nigga Cody really simpin over here.

by Simp Slayer January 14, 2020

Simp

A simp, a foolish man that does anything for girls . often ruining his life or delaying important things in his life just to feel the slight appreciation of a girl for a couple weeks. men named "Box" usually fit this description quite well and are notorious for using the internet to find such girls and praise them for existing. Also known as a foolish appreciation of girls.

Dude 1: Hey have you seen that "Box" dude recently, he keeps taking all the girls?
Dude 2: Yeah, but he's a total simp, it won't last anyway!
Dude1: Yeah i guess you're right, guess he is a Simp.

by StannyB is a mailman February 6, 2020

Simp

Super
Intelligent
Monke
Programmer

Hey, you're such a simp!
Thank you, I always knew you would appreciate my programming skills

by platondr December 15, 2021

Simp

From the early-mid 80's.
Short for "Simpleton"
1) A person lacking in basic 'walking around sense'
2) Another way of calling someone a retard/idiot

Bill is such a simp, he probably can't even dress himself.

by Chalupy November 6, 2020

SIMP

A basic a$$ dude that has no game and will do anything for some basic pu$$y that has shown no interest in him.

Samuel Barragán from HSU is the biggest SIMP in the planet. Always chasing below basic tail, and putting everything on the line for females that don’t want him.

by anonymous September 14, 2020