Noun
Sex in which both the man and the woman are in a split. May be an awkward form of penetration at first, however, interestingly satisfying. Split sex can be performed more simply with man laying on back and woman does split over him entering his dick into her, but this is less satisfying for clear reasons. Experiment on your own to find your favorite way to both be in a split during intercourse. Split sex is for the horny trying to find out the many ways to do it. Caution: orgasms may occur quickly, split sex is a superior form of penetration. Excellence and perfection will come with practice.
Sex in which both the man and the woman are in a split. May be an awkward form of penetration at first, however, interestingly satisfying. Split sex can be performed more simply with man laying on back and woman does split over him entering his dick into her, but this is less satisfying for clear reasons. Experiment on your own to find your favorite way to both be in a split during intercourse. Split sex is for the horny trying to find out the many ways to do it. Caution: orgasms may occur quickly, split sex is a superior form of penetration. Excellence and perfection will come with practice.
We had insane split sex last night, and damn was it good.
I am ridiculous at split sex i really have no trouble finding men because they all want the crazy orgasm split sex can bring.
I am ridiculous at split sex i really have no trouble finding men because they all want the crazy orgasm split sex can bring.
by wantsflexiblebf May 30, 2009
Get the Split Sex mug.Player like regular poker except that several women play with the men and the women bet different sex acts. Each sex act is agreed to be equal to a certion amount of money. The men are the ones that bet money and the women can bet sex acts.
A man and woman are playing sex poker Where each sex act is agreed to be equal to ten dollors.
Woman: I see you a fucking and raise you a blowjob.
Man: I will see your ten and raise you another ten.
Woman: I have two pairs.
Man: I have a royal flush. Okay pay up.
Woman: I see you a fucking and raise you a blowjob.
Man: I will see your ten and raise you another ten.
Woman: I have two pairs.
Man: I have a royal flush. Okay pay up.
by Deep blue 2012 September 21, 2009
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Get the Sex sauce mug.it was a cold winter evening, my friend’s car broke down so i picked him up. man i was so horny that day i couldn’t resist. i was driving to pick him up. i always wondered if my friend gary liked me in a way. but anyway once i picked him up my dick got rock solid, gary saw how big it got once he got in the car. he started massaging my rock solid dick and i couldn’t resist moaning. i put down the seats and leaned close to him we were french kissing for a solid minute. slowly i striped of his clothes and so did he. he tied me to the seat with his belt and we started fucking hard we were doing cowgirl position, man was he shaking that car. he flipped me on my stomach and put his fingers in my butthole. slowly he started stretching it and inserted his rock solid gigantic 10 inch dick in my butthole. once he was done he put his tounge in my butthole and started licking it. now it was my turn, i sat on his face and he gave me a blowjob i started cumming in his mouth and he started violently shaking. i heard the car door open, i forgot to lock the car. it was the ranger he saw us in our exact position and told us we had to leave after that he gave us a ticket. me and gary went to my house and we continued on the living room floor.
this is gay btw also i’m not gay
this is gay btw also i’m not gay
by ilovebigbootys May 11, 2022
Get the sex story mug.(verb) When friend #1 solicits friend #2 for intercourse or other sexual favors because friend #1 is desperate as shit and has not had any in forever and solicits friend #2 in an inappropriate way, time, or place.
So, I was standing in the bread isle at Giant when Matt approaches me and asks me for "friend-sex"... What the fuck is "friend-sex?!!"
Bob: "Hey, I haven't had sex in a while..."
Jenny: "Ok..."
Bob: "So I was wondering, friend-to-friend..."
Jenny: "Yeah?"
Bob: "Just as a favor, could you hook me up with, like, some... friend-sex?"
Jenny: . . .
Bob: "Hey, I haven't had sex in a while..."
Jenny: "Ok..."
Bob: "So I was wondering, friend-to-friend..."
Jenny: "Yeah?"
Bob: "Just as a favor, could you hook me up with, like, some... friend-sex?"
Jenny: . . .
by Anitsirc & Arrais November 10, 2007
Get the friend-sex mug.This occurs when someone with whom you have recently had sex also recently had sex previously with a "third party". You are then said to have had sex with third party by proxy.
Jim: Hey, Ted, you know that Julie chick you were bangin' last night? Ted: "Yeah"
Jim: Man, she has been doing that nasty dred locked gansta, Willie, for a month.
Ted: So?
Jim: Ah Man, you had sex by proxy with the dred man.
Jim: Man, she has been doing that nasty dred locked gansta, Willie, for a month.
Ted: So?
Jim: Ah Man, you had sex by proxy with the dred man.
by scarlettleftthebuilding January 29, 2009
Get the sex by proxy mug.Licking (annilingus), touching, inserting, or otherwise playing with someone's or your own anus with the intent of experiencing or giving pleasure (in a broad sense). Inserting or rubbing fingers and/or other members, or objects, most conventionally, dildos, into or around the anus. Thrusting in and out of the anus with members or objects with the intent of taking or giving pleasure.
Bernardo Bertolucci's film, Last Tango in Paris, introduced anal sex into the mainstream heterosexual vocabulary.
by Joaquín Torres-García May 9, 2006
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