10th of March

the day he lost his v card

“dude, i lost it on the 10th of March”

by nehelol March 20, 2024

Mustn't Masturbate March

A sequel of sorts to the popular no nutting challenge "No Nut November". Often abbreviated "MMM"

"At the end of Mustn't Masturbate March, my balls are so heavy I can demolish buildings with them

by StarSoupMan March 28, 2024

Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nolan Sorento Is Lincoln March: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Multi-Masturbation March

A proposed internet challenge which takes place in the month of March. On the 1st, participants would wank one time, and on the 2nd, they would wank two times, multiplying the times they wanked the day before by two. They would go so on, until they wank over 1.07 billion times on March 31st.

A: "Man, my arm is so tired after Destroy Dick December..."
B: "Thought that was hard? Better get ready for Multi-Masturbation March."

by potatoman- August 31, 2025

no masturbate march

a month where only women are allowed to masturbate and men are not allowed to, like no nut november.

john: hey im going to go masturbate
amelia: no you cant its no masturbate march hahah

by depressed banana February 28, 2025

21st of March

National Group fuck day! Grab your friends and get to it.

-Ahh sorry I am not free on 21st of March, got invited somewhere.

-You have been invited already to Frank's?
-Yeah I will be there! Okay that eill be fun now

by DXD123 March 18, 2026

21st of March

National friendgroup hump day! Good friends get together and everyone gets a round with everyone (if they can take it)

-Are you invited to Jake for 21st of March?
-Yeah Amy I will be there too.
-Hell yeah, this will be a blast!

by DXD123 March 18, 2026