Harry Martin

A stupid nerd that no one likes, and he doesn't get girls.

Go finger your bum Harry Martin

by BIG MAN WITH BIG HOT DOG November 14, 2022

Melanie Martinez

a famous city

Person 1: Where do you want to go to Spicu hello?
Person 2: Awwwwwwwww you sound like Melanie Martinez

by thecharacterwannie December 4, 2022

Buxton martini

Gourmet cocktail. A PBR or Busch Light draft with an olive. Enjoyed by people in Maine and named after a town in the state.

Bartender: What ah ya havin’ bub?
Patron: I’ll have a friggin’ Buxton martini, two olives.

by MaineMan207 December 22, 2022

Gee Martinez

Iconic

Damn Gee martinez is so iconic he could start a cult

by Chrisbrown’sleftfist December 25, 2022

Gee Martinez

Iconic

Damn Gee martinez is so iconic he could start a cult

by Chrisbrown’sleftfist December 25, 2022

Pink Martini Haircut

When a girl is struggling with pubic hair drastic action is required.

The man fills her clunge with martini (or other spirits) then instead of drinking from her excessively furry cup…. Lights a match and singes her carpet before entering her.

Roger : I went to see that girl last night that’s allergic to Razors.

TONY : What did you do?

Roger : I gave her a pink martini haircut

Tony : great shout, I bet she has a lovely smooth snatch now

by STANDINGRICH December 28, 2022

Owen Martin Boon

Owen Martin Boon is the kind of fella to walk around and spit Medium Rizz. He is the type of guy to diss you by calling you a “bag of dicks.” Owen Martin Boon has the best ad libs around, He should be featured on Lil Yachty's new album.

"That guy just pulled a Owen Martin Boon"

by Edp69420gangbang January 27, 2023