2 definitions by STANDINGRICH
When a girl is struggling with pubic hair drastic action is required.
The man fills her clunge with martini (or other spirits) then instead of drinking from her excessively furry cup…. Lights a match and singes her carpet before entering her.
The man fills her clunge with martini (or other spirits) then instead of drinking from her excessively furry cup…. Lights a match and singes her carpet before entering her.
Roger : I went to see that girl last night that’s allergic to Razors.
TONY : What did you do?
Roger : I gave her a pink martini haircut
Tony : great shout, I bet she has a lovely smooth snatch now
TONY : What did you do?
Roger : I gave her a pink martini haircut
Tony : great shout, I bet she has a lovely smooth snatch now
by STANDINGRICH December 28, 2022
A man… well actually a Richard who has been #
ranked #1 not by preference just a chronology.
Has a mystical aura that begins in him being viewed as an Adonis but eventually his reputation fades to that of a pervy man on a Portuguese beach.
ranked #1 not by preference just a chronology.
Has a mystical aura that begins in him being viewed as an Adonis but eventually his reputation fades to that of a pervy man on a Portuguese beach.
R2 : MEN TONIGHT?
Tinzaldo : That’s the most offensive thing you’ve said to me!
R2 : Sorry, I wanted to know if you were seeing R1 or R3
Tinzaldo : I’m not R1 is out of the picture! how’s the gay rat?
Tinzaldo : That’s the most offensive thing you’ve said to me!
R2 : Sorry, I wanted to know if you were seeing R1 or R3
Tinzaldo : I’m not R1 is out of the picture! how’s the gay rat?
by STANDINGRICH December 14, 2022