Chemo kiss

The act of kissing your friend until he passes out, and then removing all his body hair.

Why is all my hair gone?
I gave you the chemo kiss

by yeyyea February 24, 2025

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Kiss A Bassist Day

January 9th is the day to appreciate your favorite bassist! It’s the day to grab a bass player and give them a big ole smooch! Show them you love them and how they’re dedicated to their instrument!

“You know, it’s National Kiss A Bassist day, go give Max a kiss.”

by slayer666420 October 19, 2020

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Kiss Track

A poem that you write for a friend you wanna kiss

Diss track? I thought he said kiss track...

by troublemaker :) October 15, 2019

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Judas Kiss

When you shit a little bit, and then press your ass stamp on a religious artifact

“Tom totally gave that church window a nasty Judas Kiss, it was right on the mouth!”

by Scarlett Blowhandjob April 23, 2023

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Vampire Kiss

It's like a French kiss, but where the sun don't shine.

When he said he wanted to give me a vampire kiss, I expected fangs, instead I got my asshole cleaned out.

by RedneckViking September 28, 2021

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An expression meaning to do something awesome and hilarious. It stems from visitors to the Georgia Aquarium in Atlanta, Georgia trying to take pictures of them appearing to kiss large fish, usually failing and looking silly.

Remember that time Joseph Gordon-Levitt did a choreographed pratfall on SNL? He really had to Kiss the Grouper!

by GustavoS June 4, 2013

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