weiner kisser 

A name for a friend who you aren't really close with or someone you like to poke fun at. Thus you call them a weiner kisser.

It usually bugs them, but it sounds funny, and it isn't too harsh.

Friend: "Hey man."
Brad: "What are ya doin' you weiner kisser?"
Friend: "Ugh..."
Brad: "Bahaha!!"

weiner kisser by Stanley Wojack July 31, 2009

Dead Kisses

When a person kisses another person and they don't react to it.

"I was trying to get the mood started by kissing him, but he just stared into the t.v! He told me I was giving him dead kisses."

Dead Kisses by babygirly84 January 4, 2010

peachy kisses 

Two lesbians or bisexual women rubbing their vulvas together

Anne and LaTonna are giving each other peachy kisses on the living room couch.

peachy kisses by maplefrost July 5, 2010

Mouse Kisses 

Too kiss someone sweetly on the nose to show affection.

Girl: Adam was so sweet last night. He gave me little mouse kisses when we were watching the movie.

Mouse Kisses by rainbowonmyparade December 8, 2011

Window Kissing 

Luring people to their windows with promises of goods or surprises only to kiss them gently and prance away without providing said goods or surprises.

When I feel just a little low I go window kissing. I just lay a hundred dollar bill on a window seal and wait for someone to come and collect. Then and only then do I pull the money away and plant a sweet little kiss on them.

Window Kissing by Carter Hamilton July 23, 2012

husband kisses 

an abrupt kiss given by a husband to a wife while the wife is talking to silence her momentarily

Wife: "Michael, can you blah blah blah...."
Husband: swift kiss to the wife to shut her up and then continues playing video games
Wife: "I was talking"
Husband: "I was giving wonderful Husband Kisses" and then goes back to playing video games

husband kisses by hubbynottubby July 19, 2012

chorizo kisses 

When you are close to a girl and your dick is trying to jump out of your pants at her. Similar to butterfly kisses. Chorizo is a type of sausage and is used in Spanish slang for dick.

We were cuddling on the sofa and I kept giving her chorizo kisses. She could feel my cock pulsing on her leg through my pants

chorizo kisses by N1C February 27, 2014