John Awkward  

A fictious person who symbolizes any awkward situation as being in the center of it.

-"Dude, my brother came out of the closet in front of the entire family when we were having dinner yesterday".
-"I imagine John Awkward was invited to that dinner as well".
-"You betcha".

John Awkward by demaoza October 12, 2008

John Hennigan 

John Hennigan- Hottest Guy on WWE also known as John Morrison or Johnny Nitro

John Hennigan looks like The lead singinger of The Doors

John Hennigan by Melian Ana Lambert June 2, 2009

John Perry Barlow

Co-founder of the Electronic Frontier Foundation and well known (no pun intended) activist/poet/essayist/lyricist for the band the Grateful Dead. His works include many articles, essays, and speeches on digital freedom, and the many injustices of the government against the computing community. Among his most notable exploits, he has been a fellow at Harvard Law School's Berkman Center for Internet and Society, and he was at one time a good friend of John F. Kennedy Jr.

Anyone who says they are against large corporations or the government monopolizing copyright and freedom of expression should look up John Perry Barlow's "A Declaration of the Independence of Cyberspace", among his many other works on the subject

John Perry Barlow by Zeldafan177 January 8, 2010

John Syndrome 

When a girl or group of girls like/give sexual pleasure to a boy who other boys find annoying or weird. These boys cannot figure out how this boy manages to get so many girls. Symptons include selling out your boys, backstabbing, being a snake in the grass, thinking with your balls instead of your brain and not being invited anywhere by guys.

Guy at a club:Dude how is he getting so much ass? He lives with his parents, cannot cut his own food, and is a total weirdo and a douche.
Other guy: I have no idea man. I guess he has john syndrome.

John Syndrome by WhereLegendsAreBorn February 7, 2010

Johnanation 

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The Nation of Johns. Uniting together to have a good time, at all times, and to be #1 Challenger.

See John
plural: Johns
feminine: Jan(s)
antonym: Rupert

Ben: "Long live Johnanation!"
Alex: "That's right, John"

Johnanation by defeationjoe April 6, 2010

john sniffer 

a person that likes to sniff toilets right after pepole take dumps them, usually a homosexual or pervert

richard simmons is a john sniffer

john sniffer by ejhfg March 15, 2011

john 

The cutest boy you'll ever meet so nice, funny, generous, and smart. VERY smart

Rick: Dude did you see that kid at the mall yesterday!
Paul: yeah I wish I was him .
Rick: I'd give anything to be John !

john by Heyitzmebria March 24, 2017