Cum-Tit

A word used when you are dying of a stroke and dont know what to say

Grandpa: *falls over cuz of stroke"
Grandson: "That aint right gramps. Are you ok?"
Grampa: Cum-Tit

by Obama's Coochie October 13, 2019

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Crispy tits

When your tit's (boobs) get sunburned and turn crispy after a while and red

Wow I have crispy tits from going to the beach

by Brookis1999 September 23, 2015

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tits in the river

i’m in there like swimwear

“My nipples are so hard they’re like tits in the river.”

by myCOCKadoodle May 7, 2021

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Tit

A bird.

Guy: ay look at them titties
Other guy: yea they are so cute

by Stupid Af July 6, 2021

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Claim Your Tits

When a woman puts on a push up bra and it pushes her "tits" together

Yo man look at how close her tits are in that push up bra. (Claim your tits)

by timdaddy125 May 26, 2020

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Used for an array of meanings between people who are well acquainted / taking the piss of one another

Example one : When someone is whining and bitching like an upset girl ( any age ) or a child
Example two : Greeting someone close / The person who is known to complain a lot in general

Example One : " You really are whining like a cow aren't you, Bitch Tits"
Example Two : " Sup Bitch Tits"

by ChefHeinzy June 10, 2024

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