by Persons31j February 13, 2019
Get the Jolly John mug.John is a larger than life stoner, who thinks that anything can be solved with some ganja, anything from funerals, to childrens birthday parties you will always find john lurking around somewhere smoking a joint. He is also a surprisingly good cook, but make sure to ask what he puts in the brownies he makes you because you might just be looking at a really interesting night.
guy 1: it's so sad aunt mary passed away.
guy 2: i know what can lighten our moods, im pretty sure john's smoking a joint in the parking lot.
guy 1: oh word i heard he has that ganja
guy 2: i know what can lighten our moods, im pretty sure john's smoking a joint in the parking lot.
guy 1: oh word i heard he has that ganja
by thickzwick January 23, 2020
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Get the John Diego mug.The act of inserting a saxophone mouthpiece into someone's anus and blowing like you're soloing over a Coltrane piece. The goal is to make the recipient squeal like Coltrane's soprano sax in "My Favorite Things."
Some guy on the street tried to sell me a John Holetrane but all he had was .75" pvc pipe. I said "You're thinking of a different act." I walked away, disappointed that I still didn't know when or where I'd get my next authentic John Holetrane.
by Tex Tile September 23, 2016
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he gets all the girls especially one he’ll tell u her name if u ask him. <3
he gets all the girls especially one he’ll tell u her name if u ask him. <3
by -u know who ;) March 22, 2021
Get the John mug.A cat in a mortal's form. Is convinced he is the God Prophet. Loves redheaded women but may also a manhoe when it comes to his boyfriends. Will stab you. May also be from Valencia #nohomo.
by facilityhobbit February 22, 2022
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