Gerber Dick

A male with a penis the size of an infants penis.

Aye everybody look Jordan has a gerber dick!!!

by d-beast-unlshd June 20, 2010

blog dicking

To cut in line while commenting on someone's blog.

For example, someone posted something on comment 3 that either is appreciated or detested, another person can cut in right below that person's comment and either praise or blast them.

Blog dicking is especially fantastic when a drama meltdown breaks on someone's topic. People will be blog dicking left and right to tell the offender how much they suck. AMAZING!

"I'm going to blog dick her in the face if she keeps blog dicking his blog today."

by Mrs. Ekko June 29, 2010

dick-mob

A person so rude they are not just one dick, but a mob of dicks.

I can't believe that guy cut me off in the carpool lane! What a dick-mob!

by The brunz July 19, 2010

Dick Wrink

A shortened version of the commonly used insult "penis wrinkle". For when there is not enough time to heavily insult more than one person.

Wade: Dude, you are a dick wrink. And you, are also a dick wrink. Actually, you're all dick wrinks.

by Wrinkless Penis May 21, 2011

Dick Fishy

when one has sex with a vagina that smells more of tuna then fresh

After sex with that hooker, she gave me a case of the Dick Fishy.

by Tone Smiff June 22, 2011

swimming dick

when the penis shrivels up due to being in water or cold weather

Clifford had a bad case of swimming dick after skinny dipping in the cold water.

by texanguy November 20, 2010

Dick doodled

The act of drawing a dick on someones homework paper when they are not looking. Often with a pen so that they can't erase it.

Wow, did I really just get dick doodled? Miss Joebob will kill me if she sees this.

by Hitlers evil twin November 23, 2010