Chocolate Jacuzzi

When a man inserts his testicles into a persons anus while they have diarrhea. Then proceeding to allow said person to fart while his testicles are inside of them.

“Bro, Stacy gave me that chocolate jacuzzi last night!”

“What the hell is that?!”

“I stuck my balls in her ass after we had chinese food and she farted on my nuts! Shit lowkey felt good!”

by stinkygayboy September 21, 2025

Chocolate Puddin Pop

When you pour in instant chocolate pudding mix and milk into your partner's asshole, fuck them to get it all mixed evenly, then go under them and slurp it out of the orifice. When you're done, you smack your lips to make that 'pop' sound.

Mmm, no thanks Mom I don't want anything to eat, I just had a Chocolate Puddin Pop.

by Blechorous May 11, 2016

Chocolate-covered raisin

a candy consisting of individual raisins coated in a shell of milk, dark or white chocolate.

Chocolate-covered raisins are the best.

by Wendysfg May 7, 2023

Chocolate Milkies

Big black mommy milker titties of a sexy black woman

Damn that black woman has big chocolate milkies

by Sussy boi March 9, 2025

Chocolate Balls

When you anally bang a dude so hard shit squirts on your balls

"I fucked that dude at the club so hard I got chocolate balls"

by PennyBimmerMeep February 21, 2020

chocolate-log face

n. One who "has feces for a face", but encoded so children and/or significant-others won't know you just said, "shit-face".

"WHAT?! You're asking me to reimburse you for the shipping-costs for the Christmas gifts you just gave us?!?!

You are such an effing CHOCOLATE-LOG FACE!!!"

(A variant, "choc-logged", can also be applied to describe past-drunkenness. For example:

"Dude...Yeah! <shit! the wife walked in> 'Um, yeah...I was definitely 'choc-logged' last night. Hehe....I have to go. Bye")

by FunkPumpkin September 10, 2011

Chocolate Milkshake

Cumming then taking a shit in someones mouth

I thought it would be sexy to give someone a chocolate milkshake

by Rotten_Cum September 4, 2021