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whale attack 

Doing a fat chick
Last night i was drunk n got in a whale attack!
whale attack by woodr41 January 18, 2010

panda attack 

the #1 cause of death in america
person 1: hey did you know that joe died of-

person 2: -yes i know... a panda attack
panda attack by qwerty472 July 6, 2011

Zhuang Attack

An asian or pacific islander that publicly embarasses themselves with their clothes that they wear everyday, bowl haircut, or "size"
"Wow, Eric was such a Zhuang Attack with his new haircut!"
Zhuang Attack by Antwonia October 12, 2011

Willy Attack 

When one approaches an unsuspecting sat or laid down person, jumps on top and vigorously thrusts their flaccid penis in their face.

For maximum effect, it is repeated for at least three seconds or until a disgusted facial expression appears on the victims face.
Laura thoroughly enjoys Ben performing a willy attack.
Willy Attack by tim butter works October 14, 2011

Giggle Attack

A violent and plural form of the "giggles." Symptoms include the inability to cease laughter, a red face, uncontrollable body shaking, and gas.
"What's that smell?"
"Sorry mayne, I can't control myself. I was just thinking about a joke I heard the other day and I had a giggle attack."

Fight Attendant 

An airlines flight attendant whose sole job is to break up fights between passengers arguing over overhead bin space, reclining seats and knee defenders.
Wow, that flight attendant got promoted to fight attendant when she had to step in between two passengers fighting over a stupid reclining chair.
Fight Attendant by BostonBruce September 5, 2014