lug nuts

Adjective. Testicles of normal size but hanging extra or abnormally low.
Paul: Sally do I have lug nuts?

Sally: Yes, I'm so so sorry.
by RoRoisBoss♡.♡ August 14, 2015
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Mustard Nut

When your cum is thick and yellow like mustard.
I had to piss so bad but Lauren wouldn't stop with the head! so when i came all over her face it was mustard nut.
by Chuck Bucket March 01, 2005
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deez nuts

an answer to range of statments, questions, or commands coming from some nigga u dont like and pissed u off
"yo home boy i heard u a bitch" said some nigga. "word?" "deez nuts nigga" i said back
by joe delgado March 08, 2008
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numb nuts

A large, Troll like character often seen lurking around very suspicious content and mumbling inccessantly about '+4 single handed ....'. Possesses very strange ideas about ethnic origins and racial backgrounds.
ffs numb nuts
by Anonymous February 17, 2003
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Numb Nuts

A man who has sex way too many times way too often. This rigorous sex causes the man to bang his jizz-bags very often, making them numb. Thus, Numb Nuts.
"Alex, you numb nut. Why did you bang HER?" OR "GODAMIT Jeff, you NUMB NUT! Why don't you go fuck a tree while you're at it?"
by Kyle-fo August 01, 2005
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crazy go nuts

1. A fictional university to which strongbad, as well as others, have attended
2. An adjictive used do describe an event or other happining that is to be very entertaining and to be looked forward to.
Aw man you guys, this party is going to be Crazy go Nuts!
by Jeff September 11, 2003
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Lick my nuts

-A phrase spoken when you know you lost the argument but choose not to quit in spite of having no valid sources to support you're argument.

-Also when you are playing an online video game and you die/lose and are pissed off about it.

-And a way to tell someone to go away.
Clint: So therefor she is not a vegetable since she is moving and responding to people. The only way someone can be a vegetable is if they do not have any function of thier limbs or they are in a comatose state. In which Terri Schiavo is not a vegetable.

Joe:..Lick my nuts, asshole.
by iwannabeanalcoholic April 03, 2005
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