John West

Your typical Texas redneck idiot that is in love with guns, drives a big truck, smokes Marlboro Reds, and still flies the Rebel Flag. May also inbreed.

Look at this John West mother fucker right here. Eww gross, he's making out with his cousin.

by Mr. Fart Stink January 23, 2019

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John, John is a sexy man whore, who enjoys late evenings in tubs of cum surrounded by lavender scented candles. A fine example of his sexiness is in his round beautifully curved gorilla buttcheeks. He is known to be very Gay or a big bitch in general. Though his cocky and stubborn personality cancels that together.

1; Oh look, it's john! 2; really? that sexy sum bitch is here? 1; Yeah man, just look at the size of his balls and the ever so fragrant smell of beef, burgers, subway, and tacos emitting from his pours. 2; Snnnnnnnifffffff* Ahhhhh, yeah definitely got some huge balls.

by God has a huge cock February 3, 2022

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John McClane

To have you or a member of your team go alone without backup against an opposing team of 4 or more... and then winning.

1: There's no way you can take them all on. Everyone else is dead.
2: Watch me. I'm gonna John McClane 'em.

by dieharddiehardlover May 27, 2024

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John

a person with a big dick

A john with a big dick!
John but BUILT different 😩

by jjayyyislagging July 10, 2021

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john is a person who thinks he’s very funny, but in fact, sexist and racist jokes are just sexist and racist. he’s either an old man, or a middle school boy.

“hey, have you heard of the guy who makes homophobic, sexist and racist jokes?”

“do you mean that middle school boy named john?”

“yes, i forgot his name because it’s so basic.”

by mycatisbetterthanyours January 28, 2022

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