Beaned

When somebody eats a lot of beans and has fun times in bathroom.

Boy 1: dude I totally got beaned last night
Boy 2: omg bro that totally sucks

by Canned_Bread December 7, 2019

beans

there good

i like beans

by wwefan08 November 15, 2022

The bean

A word use to describe a miserable not nice co-worker

John “the bean” Condit wasn’t playing nice today during work hours because he didn’t get his 8 hours of sleep.

by Pee wee the herm October 16, 2023

Bean Simp

Simping for beans.

Derek: hey you know John? He eats beans so much.
Jerry: yeah he’s totally a bean simp.

by TheBeanSimp July 12, 2020

Bean Bag Fruit

A moldy substance ( Usually white in color but can also be brown black or gray) found on either side of a mans testicles or under them. This usually smells a little like fish or sweat and will not go away until washed properly.

Dude I had some serious Bean bag fruits after not showering when we went camping.

by Bigwhite May 25, 2012

beans

according to mental cases on twitter, it's when you cut yourself so deep and it looks like beans? at least that's what i can get from it, idk i'm not mentally ill

some rando (probably a furry): hey i feel like going on twitter today and seeing some paw beans
twitter: here's some self harm shit that we allow on our website!
the guy: WTF

by somebastardonline January 26, 2023

The Bean's list

A woman's spank bank. Where a female places someone she find attractive for use at a later time. Like recognition on the Dean's list.

EMME: *SEES A HOTTIE* UMMM WHOS THAT?..
ESS: OH, THATS MY FRIEND, RYAN.
EMME: OK WELL DAMN HE'S OFFICIALLY ON THE BEAN'S LIST, YUM!

by Wudupyo11 April 21, 2023