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Bean

A bean, or "The Bean," is a word or phrase used to describe the shape of someone's head. Typically, someone with a long or irregularly shaped bald head. This expression is frequently used to describe someone who has had a clean-shaven haircut. Or to refer to bald persons in general.
HAHAHA YO you got the bean.”
“Shutup wide bean.”
“Your stretched bean.”
by Kasem123 April 7, 2024
mugGet the Beanmug.

Ganja bean

Ganja bean is a very sweet and loving companion (CHONK AF ) :))))
Oh wow did you see that ganja bean, so CHONK.
by Juan Ganja Bean :)) September 23, 2021
mugGet the Ganja beanmug.

I like jelly beans

Agent Moron) "Five Thousand dollars for your head alone"

marthur Aorgan) "Want some jelly beans? I like jelly beans"

Agent Rice) "Enjoy your fishing, kid, While you still can"
by LightSwigger March 6, 2024
mugGet the I like jelly beansmug.

Lima Green Bean

Lima Green Bean left the WH early to go into the private sector.
by Coop Dupe February 5, 2025
mugGet the Lima Green Beanmug.

blubber bean

when a "fart" runs up the anterior side of the body (instead of posterior), trapping the toxic gas in the scrotum...causing the male genitals to inflate like a balloon, and causing extreme disgust/discomfort.
While lying on your sofa you let out ablubber bean...disgusted with yourself you lay motionless, hoping that nobody would notice the look of shame on your face or smell the horror that lurked inside your pants.
by johnny rutenmiezer February 24, 2011
mugGet the blubber beanmug.

Bean

The dumbest thing you could ever call someone. If you’ve ever called someone bean you deserve the death penalty and to die the slowest most painful death possible. You deserve even worse if it’s used to talk about a significant other or a guy/girl best friend.
Bean guess what just happened. Hey bean hows it going?
by human toaster oven February 9, 2021
mugGet the Beanmug.

Bean

by xjsvg December 18, 2021
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