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Motherfucking story time

MOTHERFUCKING STORY TIME HLHLHLHLHLHLHLHLH SO ONE TIME MY MOM MADE ME TOUCH HER BOOBS!!
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White Flag Time

Signifies Chicago Cub victory. Time after victory when the white flag with a blue "W" flies from the centerfield scoreboard at Wrigley Field to announce to those on the CTA "L" line that the Cubs won today.
Cubs Win! Cubs Win! It's White Flag Time at Wrigley Field!
by Puxwov August 5, 2009
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Prime-post-time

The time of day most of your friends will visit facebook. Usually when you post your status during the day when people are at work, no one will see it and therefore you will get no comments. But usually between 6-10 friends will check others statuses and comment.
"Melanie, how com no one commented or liked the picture of Emmitt sleeping on my work shoes?"
"Well Allie, did you post it during prime-post-time?"
by A.Roo April 27, 2010
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Full-time Lesbian

A woman who doesn't identify as a lesbian just to give a guy an erection
Did you see Leslie kiss that girl last night? I thought she was being a boner dyke but she is a full-time lesbian.
by batshitcray August 28, 2020
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White boy timing

White Boy Timing is Not coming in on time to a beat when singing a basic pop song that white people get lit to e.g Mr bright side
used in S7:E4 of RuPauls drag race when trixi tells peal that she has white body timing when making a spoof.

‘Girl you have that white boy timing’
by Suckittomeee!! March 6, 2020
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African Man Time

Time zone utilized my many Africans that involves arriving at events (weddings, birthdays, etc.) about two hours later than billed on the invitation
Ex: you are cordially invited to the wedding of ____ to start promptly at 5PM on Saturday the ____.

The caterers arrive at 6PM, and the people to set up arrive at 6.30PM. Guests begin trickling in around 7.30PM.
(Everyone assumes African Man Time)
by naijagirlie May 9, 2011
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Time-Released Hangover

Occurs when substantial amounts of Red Bull are consumed during a night of drinking, resulting in a hangover that seems to be non-existent until 3 hours after you wake up.
Mary: Last night was WILD! How are you feeling after all those Jager-Bombs?
Kate: I feel great, but it's only a matter of time before that nasty Time-Released Hangover kicks in
by Kate&Mary November 22, 2007
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