Monkey Fuck

Really shitty weed.

“No, I’m not gonna match with that monkey fuck you’ve got”

by Spunky Buns May 18, 2022

Sped monkey

Someone who is named Noah and likes men is an example of someone who is sped.

YOUR A FUCKING SPED MONKEY! bob

by susboi2 May 24, 2022

Mountain monkey

A derogative/racial slur used against Kurds.

“you seen the news about turkey bombing Kurdistan” “yeah that’s what them mountain monkeys deserve”

by Idfk_bro November 11, 2021

Monkey Butler

when your “friend” likes your boyfriend.

omg erica definitely has a monkey butler for danny

by bbmonkey November 16, 2021

Mayonnaise Monkey

A way to call someone white, or just to call them something else other than a cracker.

Jared is such a mayonnaise monkey, he thinks he owns everything.

by Defining dude March 14, 2022

Vodka Monkey

Derogatory term for a person of Russian descent.

You hear about all the Vodka monkeys invading Ukraine. They sure like to act like Putin isn't a dictator.

by Ghost of Kiev February 24, 2022

monkey wrench

a dildo or fake penis, cock, johnson, dong, etc. to put in the ass or vagina

bob: my girl would rather use her monkey wrench than be with my dick

by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 August 9, 2021