flop cake

People named Daniel are flop cakes

Girl named marley : “hey what’s your name”
Boy named Daniel: “my names daniel”
Girl named marley : “damn your a flop cake”
Boy named Daniel: “I know:(“

by Flopcake_172 March 10, 2023

cake day

A White collar Social event now removed due to budget concerns.

In the corperate world, with deadlines to meet, stress from higher up the tree, Training exercises, and all the other dangers of Cubicle life there is no way to chill out or relieve this stress. one way found was to set up a single half-hour

out of every month for a sort of social event. A sort of icecream social but using cakes instead. You had a chance to talk to a neighbor and hang out with your manager but without having to worry about your progress report.

It could also be sort of a cake potluck

Hey everyone its cake day! its cake day! The big bosses want us to take a Paid! thirty later in the breakroom.

by Theamazinggeek August 22, 2018

Cake

CAKE (slang, adj./noun) – Used to describe something that is fake, not genuine, or deceptive in appearance. Can refer to objects, situations, or even people who seem real but aren’t.

“That chain is CAKE, bro. No way it’s real gold.”
“His story sounded legit at first, but nah, it was straight CAKE.”

by Toztaza101 February 6, 2025

cake bread

slang coming from the battle rap community generally meaning to mess something up really bad but specifically to saying something incredibly stupid to the point of making zero to no sense especially while rapping.

Rapper 1 "bro spitting heat then studently stops and laughs"

Rapper 2 "i know you was about to cake bread bro don't lie"

Guy 1 "how did it picking up chicks at the bar go?"
Guy 2 " it was going really well but at the end i totally caked bread and blew it! i said i get a lot of ear wax in my right ear but not my left and i think its because of the moon cycle"
Guy 1 "what?
Guy 2 "exactly"

by toxic cowZ December 1, 2023

Pregnancy cake

When a man doesn't clean his ejaculatory residue off from his bellend for weeks/months/years, until the top of his penis resembles a frosted cake. (some might be inclined to add extra cake decorations to penis)

The man then proceeds to fuck his lover, thus giving her 'the pregnancy cake.'

"Frank, I can't lie to you, I saved up for months and gave your girlfriend my pregnancy cake...

I promise, I'll let you know if she tells me she's pregnant, sorry bud."

by Ganshee September 18, 2022

Cake

You need ass in your life.

You look lonely you need some cake

by Queen👸🏾 September 10, 2016

Mexican cake Pop

The Mexican cake pop is when you insert a stick into the hole of your wang. The female then proceeds to insert your stick strucken pene into her vagina. She then takes a shit as it is placed within her. It is then taken out and molded into a ball where you now have the cake for your cake pop within your partner. She then spits on the shit cake pop and begins to eat it, meanwhile you are still proceeding to smash your partner.

My sister and I had fun doing the Mexican cake pop last week.

by Acrim December 29, 2018