Microwave Technician

Has no bitches. None.

Bob Marley: That's a microwave technician
Spiderman: oh no, how sad he has no bitches

by guy6942069420 September 2, 2022

Russian Technology

When you play the most amazing game of Escape From Bitches and you use a sight like the PSO and align the lines on the scope to the size of the person to get the right drop off without adjusting your scope. Very innovative technology.

That mf James j got dropped by this shitter ak with my Russian Technology

by FckBitchesnGetMoney January 2, 2023

Glitch techs

An awesome show with an awesome theme song.

Glitch tech lover guy: “Who knows what realy happens when a game starts to glitch?” Glitch tech lover guy 2: “🎵here come the glitch techs, they know what to do!”
Watch the entire thing on youtube truat me it’s awesome.

by I need help 2023 January 19, 2023

New Technology

An excuse used in gaming to justify troll builds.

Why are you building AD Le Blanc? -> New Technology

by NoRiceToday March 16, 2023

Death Techno

A subgenre of dark techno that is more intense and has stronger instrumentals. Like death metal, it is often more guttural at parts of it, however the gutturality is most often expressed in the instrumentals, rather than the vocals. Like dark techno, death techno is more of a vibe than a defined category and as such, what fits in the subgenre is often subjective.

My favorite death techno song is Poltergeist by Zatox.

by Shugunou March 28, 2023

Lego Technic

An annoying system containing pain and tiny parts that make your life a living hell.

Jake: Bro, do you know about that technic crap.
Jenna: Yeah, technic sucks bro.
Jake: Lego Technic sucks.
Jane, Jenna, Janice, and Jessica: Nah really?

by QZ101.7 April 19, 2023

Tip Technique

When a male takes a photo of his penis, but only shows the tip of his penis.

Aaron: “bro how do end up getting so many girls?”

Chris: “I use the tip technique”

by The Sandy Clydesdale July 13, 2023