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Gunner Shits

Shit that comes out at mach speed, in the form of small,solid,individual turds in a rapid fire fashion, and usually splashes water on you're ass hole.
I had the gunner shits this morning and I got splashed like 20 times.
by Blunts and Cuntz December 5, 2009
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Shit Dogger

That little clump of hot ash that shoots quickly into the back of your throat through your one hitter or pipe when your smoking the last hit of marijuana and pull too hard.
<cough> <cough> Ugg, I just got the shit dogger.
by bosstone75 January 7, 2011
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Shit Sticker

by TrueGaming June 12, 2016
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spray shits

Shit that comes out of your asshole with the same speed and consistency of any aerosol spray.
I've got some mean spray shits today.
by Stumanji July 15, 2011
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kiddie shit

when an adult is acting in a child like manner, they are presumed to be on some kiddie shit....
"He's on some kiddie shit, says he's scared to watch a horror movie"

"He sleeps w a night light lol", thats some kiddie shit"
by stiff arm myeazy March 1, 2014
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Squid Shit

When someone who has recently eaten Mexican food is spooked causing them to squirt their pants with a ink like shit substance. This "squid shit" is best visible when victim is in a pool, ocean or hot tub.
Bryan was enjoying a nice relaxing soak in his new hot tub when his neighbor Bill poked his head over the fence to say hello. Bryan immediately squid shit his hot tub and used his arms to fan himself down into the deepest point of his hot tub.
by Big Lud the Stud July 18, 2014
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Bucketlist that shit!

When you see something so awesome or have an idea so great that you have to do it, scream "BUCKETLIST THAT SHIT." Therefore you must see it through.
Maria: Hey, that six foot water balloon looks pretty cool.
Monica: that kid did a flip onto it....we should do that.
Both: BUCKETLIST THAT SHIT!

Ryan: There was this kid in my 8 am who was totally drunk.
Steve: Going to class drunk?
Both: BUCKETLIST THAT SHIT!
by MMMMM.....spicy May 24, 2012
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