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The Butter Dilemma

The issue when you butter one piece of toast and the butter melts but when you proceed to the second piece it has cooled leaving you with a brick of butter
Tommy was sad due to the butter dilemma, now this will haunt him all day
by Switch Mane September 21, 2020
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Butter-side-down

When dropped, the faecal smeared face of a used tissue lands on a surface, transferring anal marmite onto that surface.
Sorry the lav seat is wet, but I had to clean it after dropping an arse-wipe butter-side-down.
by Mikebe November 3, 2021
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Butter

When something is really good kinda like bussin
That’s so butter
by Elizabeth12_5 January 2, 2022
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Wifey Butter

(noun) Something especially made with extra love, time, and care, usually food, in order to impress the future or current husband. A product, usually a food item, created in order to flex those cooking skills as "wifey material" to impress your significant other.

A playful and creative expression to describe the idea of a woman showcasing her cooking skills or other abilities to impress her significant other, similar to how someone might use butter as a special ingredient to enhance the flavor and appeal of a dish. It's saying she is putting forth extra effort to demonstrate qualities that may be associated with a "wifey" or ideal partner.

Used in a lighthearted and non-literal manner here and shouldn't be taken as a suggestion that a woman's worth is solely based on her cooking or ability to impress others. The examples are used humorously to describe the effort put into impressing the significant other through food or actions.
example with food:

Girlfriend makes amazing cheesecake for her new boyfriend. A lemon zest cheesecake topped with blueberry compote. Super extra. It takes hours from scratch in her springform pan. She wakes up at 2am to take it out of the oven. She doesn't do this for just anyone. Only someone worthy of being impressed by this extra effort. She knows this will impress anyone, so she only flexes for the correct guy, and only once in a while to keep it special.
Boyfriend says, "Wow, this tastes so amazing!
Girlfriend, "Yeah, don't get used to it. That's just a taste of dat wifey butter!"

Other example:
She does that thing he really really likes. He's impressed she thought of it. She gives a nod like and a smooth look. "Yeah, you know that was good. That's that wifey butter."

Coined by Tiffany Rachel.

"Wifey Butter" represents a metaphorical substance or quality that someone (in this case, the girlfriend) possesses or showcases in order to impress their significant other, indicating that they have the skills and traits associated with a desirable partner or potential spouse.

Ultimately, "wifey butter" represents the efforts made to create a lasting impression and maintain a special connection with someone significant in their life. The analogy with food and cooking is used to add a playful touch to the expression.
by wifeybutter July 23, 2023
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butter bam

M friend Grace got a butter bam by my brother
by Äpples Guy December 26, 2018
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Peanut Butter Farkle

The act of putting peanut butter on one's genitalia in order to have an animal give you oral sex.
Dude you really need to stop with the Peanut Butter Farkle!
by Firestorm108 August 5, 2010
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Buttered Biscuit

A snus nicotine pouch (like a zyn) dipped into a baggie of cocaine.
"bro i just ripped an upper decky 6mg buttered biscuit, where these pledges at"
by ebkwgsp September 25, 2025
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