Greasy iPad kid

Fucking stinking fat fingered maccies poo smelling freak typically called Ollie highly fat like a bowling ball he doesn’t fall down the stairs he rolls and sets of Richter scale level 12 when he walks.

There was this greasy iPad kid playing cut the rope on the iPads at maccies leaving his disgusting trail of wet stinking finger juice all over the public iPads like a shit Jackson pollock painting he tried killing himself definitely won’t be playing cut the rope again. Only cuz he tore the ceiling fan down

by Family orgy time August 26, 2023

may flower kids

Okay so basically no one likes them and you DON’T wanna be one of them. It’s a kid who sells may flowers and maybe that sounds normal but oh god no if you going near a May flower kid your life is over. You gonna be mentally instable and scared for your whole life. So STAY AWAY FROM THE KIDS WITH THE FLOWERS OR YOU NOT GONNA MAKE IT TO NEXT YEAR! IF YOU SEE THEM RUN FOR YOUR LIFE OR THEY WILL ASK YOU “Do YoU wAnT tO buY mAy FlOwErS?” And I promise you not gonna make it. Thanks.

May flower kids , they just go around with a green bag and trying to sell stupid plastic flowers to you.

by Majblommehataren April 19, 2019

the walmart yodeling kid

The Walmart yodeling kid is a legend of our time. Not only does he yodel but.. he has a shiny belt. He became an over night sensation thanks to someone uploading a video of him singing/yodeling a song in a Walmart.

Example a:
“Did you see that video on twitter of the yodeling walmart kid?”
“Yea bruv, i wish i could yodel like that.”
Example b: I wish I could have a shiny belt like the Walmart yodeling kid.

by Flying flashlight May 21, 2018

You're kidding me!

A phrase to use when you refuse to believe something

Ashton: I just bought Apple Company!
Iman: ''You're Kidding Me!''

by Ksbsjsjohebsn November 26, 2020

A quirky indie kid

A quirky indie kid is the coolest of the cool. They are just effortlessly awesome and have superior music taste. Not to mention the impeccably gay fashion sense.

Rory Lawson is such a quirky indie kid

by Fish pish May 7, 2020

Joe Rapes Kids

Joe Mchugh eats kids out

Joe: Hey izzy you've matured like a fine wine
Izzy: I don't want that in my mouth
Everyone: Joe Rapes Kids

by BlueShoeWanker May 17, 2019

Chris Kid Pod

chris kid pod is nearly meaning the way that that kid name chris is defined as...

chris is a kid that is basically a pod. He looks and acts like a pod

Chris kid pod was chranking that juul and looking like a whole pod.

by Everyone’s fav MAV November 21, 2018