ass dammit

The ultimate in backwards swearing.

ranks slightly above fuck ass

Ass Dammit Daniel, where are your pants?!

by friedricebob March 24, 2004

ass schnitzle

A deep hole that leads from the ass cheeks to the bowel, where one shits through. Most commonly refered to as poop chute.

Michael enjoys to fondle his ass schnitzle while playing raquetball with the neighborhood children.

by Penelope January 17, 2004

Ass muck

Shit, sweat, dingle berries. Anal warts. Things that do not,,,do not, belong in the bottom half of the body...

Poo. I have ass muck running down my legs..i think i should wipe...does any one have a Wet One i might could borrow??
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by Whitney B.b November 25, 2003

pickle ass

Some cunt who wants you to sit on her lap, then puts a pickle jar up your asshole when you try to sit down. Then she eats all the pickles out of your ass.

Dawn is a total pickle ass, she all like "lemme get a minute a! pickle ass all up in my house!"

by JxTx MURDA June 11, 2008

ass cannon

insult directed towards a person/friend who is constantly releasing methane gas

Damnit Ken! Plug your fucking ass cannon, I'm tired of the room smelling like shit all the time!

by Sneaky September 1, 2004

Kick-ass

to be a super powerless super hero, dressing up in a costume and saving people in danger by just fighting them

dude: man i saw some one getting mugged out side and a random kick-ass saved him
dude 2: really? did he just beat the person with a baton or something?
dude: well yeah hes a kick-ass he doesnt have powers just a costume and a weapon

by Bluphkin November 9, 2009

duck ass

Duck Ass is that obnoxious Meg Ryan-esque hair-do that middle aged suburban women get trying to look edgey and young. There are many variations of it but they all involve a fearthery burst of hair at the base of the skull. It is a close relative of the mullet.

Tina came back from vacation with a salon tan and a duck ass hair-do. Why can't she just swallow her pride and age gracefully?+

by Fredo May 20, 2004