When you go on a "defriending" rampage on Facebook, and delete hundreds of people, with or without a reason.
Johnny: "What did you do last night"
Charlize: I unfriended 500 people off Facebook last night"
Johnny: "Wow thats one hell of a Facebook Friend Massacre"
Charlize: "Yeah it really is a fuckton of people!"
Charlize: I unfriended 500 people off Facebook last night"
Johnny: "Wow thats one hell of a Facebook Friend Massacre"
Charlize: "Yeah it really is a fuckton of people!"
by dob293 January 1, 2013
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"What's up with Geoff? He had the right hump at work today."
"We did inclusivity training regarding pronouns, and he's a friend of JK Rowling."
"Ah, gotcha. I'll be sure to they/them Geoff next time I see them."
"We did inclusivity training regarding pronouns, and he's a friend of JK Rowling."
"Ah, gotcha. I'll be sure to they/them Geoff next time I see them."
by Jenny Tals July 28, 2022
Get the Friend of JK Rowling mug.When you marry a friend for the sole purpose of being allowed to own your own house before the age of 35 in Singapore.
Male: "Man, My family's rules suck and I want to move out, but I'm not 35 yet!'
Female: "Don't worry, We'll just do the ol' Singaporean friends with benefits."
Female: "Don't worry, We'll just do the ol' Singaporean friends with benefits."
by GravityBooster October 3, 2018
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Get the Just Friends init mug.The one who YOU dumped cuz he either
A. Lives in IDAHOE
B. Gets jelous over nothing
C. You can tell he's telling lies when he says "I love you!"
D. You start liking someone new
E. Looks bad after a while
A. Lives in IDAHOE
B. Gets jelous over nothing
C. You can tell he's telling lies when he says "I love you!"
D. You start liking someone new
E. Looks bad after a while
My ex-boy friend? Ya I dumped his ass cuz of one of the ABCDE he and I are never getting back together... Like ever!!!!!
by U_dont_know_my_name May 19, 2019
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Person 1: Hey, who's your best friend?
Person 2: I don't have best friends, I have Crack House Friends.
Person 1: Dag, yo.
Person 2: I don't have best friends, I have Crack House Friends.
Person 1: Dag, yo.
by PsychoactiveEyes June 10, 2023
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“I really want my soul to be fucked”
“Of course you do. It’s friends with benefits day. Let’s celebrate.”
“Of course you do. It’s friends with benefits day. Let’s celebrate.”
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