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The Scrubs Effect

When a female friend becomes sexually attractive, virtually out of nowhere, reminiscent of Elliot Reid from the hit TV show Scrubs.
Brian: Oh man, Jessica turned me on so hard last night! It was freaking out of nowhere man!
Max: Yeah dude, same thing happened with Mel the other week, totally played The Scrubs Effect on me.
by iamthemaddog November 30, 2011
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Stopwatch Effect

When a man tries to use the restroom, such as in a urinal, and another man walks in and begins speaking, breaking Male Bathroom Etiquette. The first man's stream then begins to stop flowing, and begin, as the second man starts and stops talking.
Man #1: *urinating*

Man #2: *urinating* Hey, Bob.

Man #1: *stops urinating* Stop talking, you're giving me the stopwatch effect.
by KingBreaker July 5, 2011
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The Ralph Little Effect

When an ugly (but rich / famous) man gets together with a stunning girl that he could never ordinarily get if he were not rich or famous
I could never get a hot girl like her unless I was rich or famous, I need the Ralph Little Effect!
by DaGuy001 July 6, 2011
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Fuji Effect

When you see someone from far away and think that they're attractive, but on closer inspection realize that they are really, *really* not.

This is like Mt. Fuji in Japan--beautiful from far away, but ugly, dirty, cold, and generally uninhabitable once you get close to it.

Also known as the Mt. Fuji Effect or the Fuji-san Effect.
On arriving at a party:

Girl #1: Ooo, that guy's pretty hot.
Girl #2: You think?

But when they get closer:

Girl #1: Oh, no, never mind. Fuji Effect.
by li wei October 21, 2011
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Crash Effect

When after multiple nights of partying, your body has no choice but to crash early in order to make up for the many lost hours of sleep.
Doug- "Dude, I went to go get Phil at 10, but the Crash Effect got the best of him."

Danny- "Yeah man, the Crash Effect is a real bitch sometimes."
by YourAsianFriend November 6, 2011
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The Germ Effect

When trying to call attention to the flaws of an opponent only to have your own flaws "outed" as a result of personal digging. Similar to the Streisand Effect in the legal community, the Germ Effect calls attention to yourself in an unwanted and unanticipated fashion. The phrase is derived from the great "2011 Yahoo Fantasy Football thread between 'Coach Germ' and 'Teddy Ruxpin.'"
Coach Germ tried to give me shit me for my 17th round pick, but upon taking a look at his team, his antics had "The Germ Effect" when it was discovered that he has 3 #4 wide receivers and 3 running backs who are time-shares.
by Chubby Ruxpin September 8, 2011
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Duecchero Effect

An effect or feeling of violation caused by Individuals, in a group or groups that you are a part of, putting up pictures/links in said group or groups that have already been put up by YOU! Hmph!!!!
I got Nauseatingly Duecchero effected when they put that video up and took all the credit for it. I put it up first you duecchero!
by shazzzbot October 5, 2011
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