magna cum latte

An expert on all the many variations of great, fresh coffee especially of the organic type.

First dude: Wow, that beautiful blonde hottie over there just gave me a fantastic recommendation for an organic coffee from Costa Rica.
Second dude: Oh you mean Alexa....yeah, she graduated Magna Cum Latte recently from the UC- Boulder!

by superaynumerouno August 6, 2009

cum slut king

when i rich man loves sex and fun times, his anus is loose and hes always horny

"did you know Jeff Bezos is a cum slut king ?"
"ew , really?"

by rory owo May 13, 2020

Cum Cock Cit

Cum Cock city is the night city of cyberpunk with the major Keanu reeves. Everyone who wants to be a criminal in cum Cock city has to get cock and has to be cum

Man, I wish I was in cum cock city

by Alpha As Fuck negros December 26, 2020

Hungarian Cum Gambit

Abducting and marrying a Polish girl only to use a knight chess piece (♞) as a butt plug on her while flooding her other hole

As a fan of grand strategy games, I'm obliged to learn the Hungarian Cum Gambit chess move

by truckers_polska January 20, 2021

crusty cum bubble

An insult I heard from a girl I knew once, and its been funny as hell ever since. I guess it's just as it sounds, a dried, crusty bubble of semen.

Shut up you crusty cum bubble!

by Sydney June 3, 2004

elephant cum shot

To stop a snowboard quickly from speed, thus throwing up a huge mound of snow onto an unsuspecting victim.

"That guy just did an elephant cum shot on me, took me ages to get it out of my hair"

by KissTheGuns April 20, 2006

alaskan cum canon

the act of fucking a girl anally and cumming inside her, she then proceeds to fart out the cum like a canon.

josh fucked peters mom in the ass and she gave him an alaskan cum canon all over his face

by stinky hobo December 10, 2009