DCOG (Doja Cat obsession discorder)

The DCOG refers to the unhealthy obsession with the rap princess Doja Cat also known as Amala Ratna Zandile Dlamini ; so much so that people who get affected by this discorder can’t stop tweeting hate posts/tweets about her 24/7 ! Other symptoms of this viral discorder include thinking that hating on Doja Cat is their way to end racism, it’s their lifestyle,their hobby! This discorder is usually found in grown ass black men, local twitter and 2-3 hottie-beyhive hybrids!
Doctors claim that the only way for you to overcome this discorder is to “get a life”!

“We ain’t forget about Doja Kkkat, Meg ended Doja rat“
-Gurl you have DCOG (Doja Cat obsession discorder) ,get a life

by juicydoja July 25, 2020

sorry my cat walked over my keyboard

An overused excuse boys use when they're rejected by females

boy: Hey, I have a confession to make. We've been friends for a while now and I just have this positive feeling whenever I'm around you..its almost as if we were meant to be.

girl: I'm sorry...I like more as a friend
boy: sorry my cat walked over my keyboard . stupid cat

by Meerkat511 December 15, 2022

There's more than one way to skin a cat

If you can't complete your task one way, you find another way.

I can't find my pencil sharpener so I'll use a knife. There's more than one way to skin a cat.

by Truthful Mikki December 10, 2018

Smokey Cat

When a girl smokes a cigarette through her vagina.

"Veronica went outside to have a smokey cat."

by CalvinK August 13, 2007

Swedish Cat

A Caucasian women from Sweden that has very chiseled features and resembles a cat and hunts for black men.

Damn look at that Feline. Nah that's a Swedish Cat.

by ufe October 20, 2006

asshole cat

noun | lint found in a person's anus.

"Someone forgot to flush and there's an asshole cat on their shit!"

by peter25 December 29, 2008

young cat

a magical person& a person who attracts old people with big hips ;D

wow did you see that old person checking out that young cat?

by ON =) March 28, 2005