Thorndike Confused Cat 

Based on the seminal psychological experiments by the eponymous scientist, the phrase has come to indicate a situation in which a straight man, traditionally equipped with a thorn-like tongue stud, provides such explosively exciting cunnilingus to a lesbian that she questions and/or reconsiders her sexual orientation.

Phil: Yo Tawd, did you end up scoring with that short-haired hipster chick last night? We all thought she was a lesbian!
Tawd: Turns out you guys were right, but after a good 'ol Thorndike Confused Cat last night, she stuck around for pancakes and buttsex this morning!
Phil: Dude, the final frontier?! Awesome!
Tawd: Yep. Pretty awesome.

Thorndike Confused Cat by Tawd the Bawler October 11, 2011

Stolle dry balls cat

An individual "cat" who is both silly and jewish (either in faith or through his/her actions) "stolle" and has very dry balls "dry balls".

"Raz, why are you being such a stolle dry balls cat?"
"Fuck Raz was being a stolle dry balls cat last night"
"Ohhhhhhhhh Raz you stolle dry balls cat"
"Stolle"

Stolle dry balls cat by Temaori6969 February 9, 2013

Chinook a cat

The opposite to 'you couldn't swing a cat in here'... used to describe a very large room where rather than swing one cat you could swing two cats like the rotor blades on a Chinook helicoptor.

Rae: 'Wow, you've got a very large bathroom!'
Martin: 'Yes, you could Chinook a cat in here!'

Chinook a cat by LRG1 November 13, 2013

Slicked-back-grease-cat 

One who is greasy, dirty, and has hair wet looking in appearance

Girl your hair is greasy looking like a slicked-back-grease-cat

Slicked-back-grease-cat by Cinnamonraisinbread June 2, 2016

Goose The Cat 

A phrase used to express any positive emotion

Getting an "A" on my final had me feeling like Goose the Cat

Goose The Cat by The Original Kweej December 4, 2018

Sexy time cat

A girl with a nice lookin kitty who likes sexy time

She had a sexy time cat

Dude and stc

And I have and sexy time dick
Don’t say that that’s and std

Sexy time cat by TAquaagina June 25, 2019

blowing a cat 

To sexually insert your penis into a cat in hopes to produce catgirls, but instead to die of a cat std.

*On a grave* Here lies Ajit Pai, he thought blowing a cat for some catgirls was a good idea and died of chlamydia.

blowing a cat by swagmeansecretlywearegay August 28, 2019