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desert balls

when you fuck so much with that hottie from next door or from affar that your balls are so empty & they end up feeling like a desert that you'll beg for drinking pussy waters
- " holy shit i spent the whole night with that hot neighbor and omfg my balls are drained"

- "shit he/she must've been hotter than a volcano to give you desert balls!!!!!"
by duckycoin May 16, 2022
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fortnite balls

When 5 big black men fuck one white petite man after dropping twenty kills in a solo match. During said fucking the black men stretch the white mans balls into the size of a tire and start licking on the balls till the puebes are soaking.
Black man 1: DUDE! His balls were stretches so far apart I could see the cum before it left the dick. I love fortnite balls.

Black man 2: ONG!

Black man 3: FR!

Black man 4: NO CAP!

Black man 5: NO KIZZY!
by black men sucking cock May 23, 2022
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blue balls

The term “blue balls” is slang for epididymal hypertension, which is thought to occur when you get sexually aroused for an extended period of time but don't have an orgasm or ejaculation.
I need to have sex or I'm going to get blue balls
by bjbhbn May 26, 2022
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dog balls

When your scrotum is shriveled up and feels wrinkly and tight

Typically happens when it’s cold
“Ah shoot I have the dog balls again!”
by PLPLPLPLP December 21, 2021
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Paint Balled

When an individual dips their balls in paint and creates artwork on another’s body using their balls as a brush.
Lucas paint balled the Mona Lisa on Pauls back during Fantasy Fest.
by Llama llama December 25, 2021
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Ball of Confusion

One, two, one, two, three, four, ow
People moving out, people moving in
Why, because of the color of their skin
Run, run, run but you sure can't hide
An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth
Vote for me and I'll set you free
Rap on, brother, rap on
Well, the only person talking about love thy brother is the preacher
And it seems nobody's interested in learning but the teacher
Segregation, determination, demonstration, integration
Aggravation, humiliation, obligation to our nation
Ball of confusion
Oh yeah, that's what the world is today
Woo, hey hey
The sale of pills are at an all time high
Young folks walking round with their heads in the sky
The cities ablaze in the summer time
And oh, the beat goes on
Evolution, revolution, gun control, sound of soul
Shooting rockets to the moon, kids growing up too soon
Politicians say more taxes will solve everything
And the band played on
So, round and around and around we go
Where the world's headed, nobody knows
Oh, great googa-looga, can't you hear me talking to you
Just a ball of confusion
Oh yeah, that's what the world is today
Woo, hey
Fear in the air, tension everywhere
Unemployment rising fast, the Beatles new record's a gas
And the only safe place to live is on an Indian reservation
And the band played on
Eve of destruction, tax deduction, city inspectors, bill collectors
Mod clothes in demand, population out of hand, suicide, too many bills
Hippies moving to the hills, people all over the world are shouting, end the war
And the band played on
Great googa-looga, can't you hear me talking to you
Sayin' ball of confusion
That's what the world is today, hey, hey
Let me hear ya, let me hear ya, let me hear ya
Sayin', ball of confusion
That's what the world is today, hey, hey
Let me hear ya, let me hear ya, let me hear ya, let me hear ya, let me hear ya
Ball of confusion
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 26, 2021
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Stapled balls

When u realize that u stapled your balls with most of the employees at work along with thirteen other radios
I eat stapled balls for brinner(breakfast and dinner!!?!?!?)
by Dawn of the DIarrhoea April 6, 2022
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