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Work Order

A paper or electronic request for service. An easy way to make someone else do a task that another person ether can’t do or is not willing to do themselves. A way to proclaim a individual’s false superiority over an intelligent individual without actually meeting with that individual. A professional manner in which to fix something an individual has broken by proxy. A dark stain on an otherwise bright day.
"If it was not for this Work Order I would not have the chance to serve those who could afford a better education than myself"
by kool420deathstar January 24, 2005
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Worker's Chomp

When an employee abuses their lunch break and either uses the corporate card to pay, or takes extra time and later claims it was a business lunch.
You gotta love worker's chomp, today I was out from 11-3 while i told my boss i was meeting a client for lunch. to top it off, i paid for me and my mistress on the corporate card!
by itaub1 May 18, 2009
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Work Mummy

That girl in the office that makes it her god-given duty to make sure all her co-workers are happy, healthy, fed properly and get a hug when they need it.
Guy 1: Hay, where'd you get that toast?
Guy 2: Work Mummy found out I skipped breakfast and lunch, so she made it for me and dropped it off at the cubicle.
by J-Cutter November 12, 2009
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Work Snitch

-Always goes to the boss and tells on everyone for everything.

-Always trying to stir up drama
-Seth Springer
Man, Seth is such a work snitch. We should slap him!
by KingFarticus April 5, 2020
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Worker's Constipation

What the term, "Worker's Compensation" is to Butt-Head on the Beavis and Butt-Head episode, "Work is Death".
{Burger World Manager}: Be careful in the kitchen, Burger world can not afford to pay out any more Worker's Compensation.

Butthead: Uhhh, Worker's Constipation?

Beavis: Yeah, yeah, I get that all the time at work when I can't take a poop.
by Telephony July 20, 2020
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Work cuck

A person who is so cucked by his employer that his own family and friends think he disappeared.
My friend Ian is a work cuck.
Ian’s girlfriend left him because his boss fists his work cuck ass daily and he does nothing about it.
by Robiwan February 10, 2022
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Web Work Whore

Someone who barters sex in exchange for the completion of their webwork.
Jesse is a Web Work whore because she fuck's guys if they do her webwork.
by Jessethewhore November 2, 2011
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